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twodogsagirlandavetdegree:

fractiousrvt:

azhchay:

phoenixrl:

rollingpenguin:

nechrollomicon:

vrumblr:

joyceanfartboner:

profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

Vampire immunity and pain embodiment.

Object Negation and Holiday Entity Physiology. If I pick up Santa Claus, I’m the literal embodiment of “I substitute your reality with mine”

Serqekinetic Flight and Magma Aura.

Basically, I am both speeding around like a rubber band and achieving supreme personal space thank you very much I love it

Mirror creation and Reality Armor. I ready to fucking fight Thanos now.

Efficient attacks and Patience manipulation.

I……. guess those work together?

energy drain and indomitable happiness

O_o

Divine monster physiology and organic weaponry. Woot

Earth boundary manipulation (controlling earth and it’s energies?) And elemental sealing (sealing elements into people and things). I honestly have no idea what to make of these

musicprincess655:

doughfox:

exhausted-trashgoddex:

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

That’s palmatic acid, the fancy name for hexadecanoic acid. It’s the most common saturated fatty acid found in living things.

It’s both a fatty acid AND a carboxylic acid, cos that’s how chemistry works.

prokopetz:

Headcanon: I can muster a cogent argument for why it would make more sense or make for a better story if this were the case

Heartcanon: I don’t have a particular rationale for why this ought to be the case, I just like to imagine it’s true because it gives me the warm fuzzies

Gutcanon: it’s not that I actively want this to be the case – it just unaccountably feels like it should be

Junkcanon: I like to imagine it’s true because it gives me the other kind of warm fuzzies

Spleencanon: I insist that this is the case specifically to spite the author, because, like, fuck you, sir or madam