ninemoons42:

myalchod:

everydayechos:

tiltingheartand:

growingintheweeds:

ofunicorndust:

stackedcrooked:

spindleweed:

purgatori:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

djengusroundstone:

astriferousaesthetic:

astriferousaesthetic:

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

i   h a v e   m a d e   a   m i s t a k e

“fully-clothed roommate” fair enough

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cerebral surgery hate sex

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acceptable

EDIT: “

my first time writing breakfast facefucking

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unbelievable i have never written breakfast facefucking and this needs to be changed

Angsty elfin handjobs, rings true

canon-compliant shark-filled manpain

softcore autumnal femslash

speaking as someone who knows both spindleweed AND who kinda knows myself, this thing is accurate

warning: library threesome

MILD HOCKEY ROLEPLAY

SWEET JESUS

semi-public bee-filled striptease

inexperienced cryptid foot fetish

Um… I have Questions…

Erotic alien orgasms.

Now I’m wondering what it is I should be writing (or doing) that I’m not …

what could be hotter than literary blowjobs

Answer: blowjobs that don’t involve penis. I may have just answered that question over on the sideblog, I think? XD (nsfw link)