Not that I have a huge amount of followers, but if tumblr dies you can find me on other sites:

@tastytastyfish on twitter

@zeetastyfish on Instagram

Both are comparatively quiet, but with Tumblr going down the puritanical hole I’ll start migrating…

I will probably end up on pillowfort at some point, possibly the end of month when I got some money to spare on a code.

henstomper:

im not gonna like stop using this site or anything but i can pretty confidently say this is one of the dumbest moves ive seen a site make in a while. instead of fixing the actual problems with their website ie pornbots on every fucking post, actual pedophiles, theyre just going to ban everything horny which most likely isnt going to solve those problems and is going to hurt lots of sex workers and artists as well as drive people off the site

imrisah:

~Page 108~

i swear to the maker if no one fist bumps “dorian” i will do a murder

To read the full comic, type this into your browser: bit.ly/abmmasterpost
Or check back in a few days for this post edited with links included.

[ Find me on twitter and KO-FI as @imrisah! ]

vampireapologist:

I was working with a seagull and I said “as someone in Wildlife I know I should never anthropomorphize animals or hold them to any human moral standard, but seagulls are capable of and regularly knowingly commit evil” and the vet tech with me said “no yeah that’s true.”

alphatwohaywood:

THE FAKE AH CREW

(All of my edits for each of the 6 main members of the Fake AH Crew as well as a final edit for all of them at the end. Epilepsy warning because of flashing images.)

Songs used: The Hills by The Weeknd, Everybody Loves Me by OneRepublic, Dangerous by Left Boy, Booty Swing by Parov Stelar, Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked by Cage The Elephant, Cherry Bomb by The Renegades, and The Hills by The Weeknd again. 

m4ge:

if i see ONE sexual post about the new grinch movie on my dashboard i will unfollow ON SIGHT i lived through the onceler era and i do NOT care to experience it again i have DONE MY TIME i have PAID MY DUES TO THIS HELLISH EARTH