Tag: and i love him
the iron bull: a ben-hassrath spy with an eyepatch, covered in brutal scars, built like a fat battering ram, taller and wider than your average qunari, obsessed with fighting dragons, an expert on bdsm, occasionally uses acquaintances as projectiles
the iron bull also: eats poultices instead of putting them on his wounds
the iron bull also: makes dad jokes and bad puns that have even varric groaning in agony
the iron bull also: thinks pink is the prettiest color, will defend this choice passionately
the iron bull also: has a series of miniature portraits of the chargers in his wallet; takes them out to show new people every chance he gets; won’t let them escape until he’s told his favorite and most embarrassing stories, look how big they’re getting, all grown up, precious little chickens the lot of them
Delicious Fish 