Now think of how much funnier it would be if the Warden spent the whole time making “Yo Mama” jokes to every one of the dark spawn disciple of the Mother he or she came across.
Bonus points if Anders chimes in, Nathaniel moans at every one, and Sigrun, Valenna, and Justice have never heard of such a thing, but catch on pretty quickly. With mixed results and degrees of enthusiasm.
Okay, I cheated, and this reeeeeeeeeeeeally should have been more paragraphs than it actually was. I might have pushed at least one on top of another to keep to the three paragraph limit. I suck at this so bad, apologies?
(slight body horror! m!handers wingfic set in the same nebulous sort of ‘verse asthis ficlet)
Delicious Fish 