i’m a celebrity and ur my cute new personal assistant and before shows you leave cute messages on my coffee like ‘break a leg’ or ‘take care!!’ with cute smiley faces but ur too shy to actually talk to me au
you just moved in to the apartment across me and u live alone but u knocked on my door and needed help zipping up your dress but oh wow your tattoos are beautiful ?? what are the stories behind them?? au
you live in my building and we wave to each other in the halls sometimes but one night at 2 am you knocked on my door and you were drunk and crying and you collapsed in my arms ??? i dont know what to do oh ymgod?? here sleep on my couch oh GOd you threw up au
i went to a cliff near my house to watch the eclipse one night and you were the only other one there and we started talking about eclipses and stars and moons and oh god you look so passionate about it au
you work in a library and i work in a bakery and i give you a cupcake once a week so that you’ll allow me to keep books a few days over the due date but i don’t think i come for the books anymore au
you work in a dvd rental store and you’re so so so cute and i finally mustered up the courage to go in and say hi, so i was browsing around without really looking at the dvds and you came up behind me and asked me if i was getting something so i hurriedly grabbed 2 dvds beside me and handed them to you anD OH YM GOD THEY’RE PORNOS au
whenever i flirt with you you laugh it off and blush and you’re really cute but u never really flirt back and i feel like you don’t like me back but it turns out you thought me and my best friend were dating holy shit so do you wanna go on a date au
you love the show i hate and you hate the show i love and we got into a heated argument about it so we arranged a thing at your house where we watched 2 episodes of each show and this show is still trash but you smell really nice and you’re sitting really close to me au
you’re visiting my small town for a few weeks and you come to my flower shop everyday and you always ask me the names and the meanings behind them and one day you bought a bouquet and just handed them back to me and oh God i think i’m growing really attached to you but ur leaving soon au
If Cullrian were to turn Cinderella, am I right in supposing that Cullen would be the prince to Dorian’s Cinderella?
this was actually the first au I ever thought of for cullrian, I’m p sure
Though I think I made it backwards, in that Dorian was still Cinderella, but he was a prince that wanted to escape the confines of his castle and explore the kingdom around him, and I made Cullen into an awkward stable hand that shows him around the city, totally oblivious that Dorian is the prince, and they become friends because Dorian just keeps sneaking out to go see Cullen but always leaves before dawn instead of midnight and y eah
as you can see, i make AUs as convoluted as possible
I thought it was farm boy Cullen as Cinderella and then rich prince Dorian who longs after him. Then Cullen helps Dorian run away from his oppressive family and they go start a life anew under obscurity and with the riches Dorian brought along with him
im p sure i had two scenarios, and that was the other one
Delicious Fish 