stardewvalley-imagines:

ya’ll, shane is my favorite i could talk about him endlessly

• sometimes you two have pizza roll eating competitions. there’s a strong correlation between Shane winning and how many times you teased him that day (he gets really determined to win because winner gets to pick the movie or game for that night, and he’s going to make you suffer).
• boy likes to snuggle. but it’s more like Shane likes to be held. hold Shane. hold him.
• often you catch him talking not only to Charlie, but to the other chickens on your farm. once he sang but you didn’t get to hear much because corn kernels were being wildly thrown at you.
• he definitely, definitely doesn’t drink as much as he used to (you’re so proud of him), but there are nights when you two try the newest wine from your kegs… and there was a time where Shane fell out the first story window and into a big pile of snow. he wasn’t hurt of course, but it was so funny just seeing his feet sticking up in the air against the window sill. his wine spilled though. 
• one time he pushed you out of bed on accident while he was sleeping, so you did not hesitate to pay the same favor to him as soon as you got back in bed. boy didn’t even wake up, you were so mad. 
• HE’S A LIL CHUBB, he’s not too wild about it but you’re dead, he’s so cute wtf