Tag: congratulations you found a queue

awaari:

pagerunner-j:

actualvampireang:

So I took this What D&D Character Am I? quiz and for the record, I am apparently a Chaotic Neutral Paladin/Wizard (2/1), which seems about right, although I don’t love how they do alignments. (I’m feeling very “fuck the police” at the moment, so I’m unsurprised I tested Chaotic Neutral right now though.

Anyway, what about y’all? Let’s make a party.

I ran through that and got Neutral Good Elf Ranger/Sorcerer.

I can work with that.

I’m a True Neutral Gnome Druid

Neutral Good Elf Wizard!

fidefortitude:

thinkingingallifreyan:

animate-mush:

thinkingingallifreyan:

xkcds:

West Norsussex is east of East Norwessex, but they’re both far north of Middlesex and West Norwex.

British Map [Explained]

I have no issue with this except for why Paisley is suddenly a place in England instead of Scotland. 😛

Minas Tririth isn’t coastal

Must’ve got it mixed up with South Norwessex. An easy mistake to make.

Nothingham and Oughough are in the right places, but they’re missing the Wall

I can confirm there is nothing else in Cumbria except Lake Bottom and precisely 5 people live there.

Source: xkcds

anar-tea:

sectual-tention:

sm0k3-ring:

blackpoeticinjustice:

verdant-witch:

s1n-pie:

mizzhabibi:

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

some aus

brlseis:

  • i’m a celebrity and ur my cute new personal assistant and before shows you leave cute messages on my coffee like ‘break a leg’ or ‘take care!!’ with cute smiley faces but ur too shy to actually talk to me au
  • you just moved in to the apartment across me and u live alone but u knocked on my door and needed help zipping up your dress but oh wow your tattoos are beautiful ?? what are the stories behind them?? au
  • you live in my building and we wave to each other in the halls sometimes but one night at 2 am you knocked on my door and you were drunk and crying and you collapsed in my arms ??? i dont know what to do oh ymgod?? here sleep on my couch oh GOd you threw up au
  • i went to a cliff near my house to watch the eclipse one night and you were the only other one there and we started talking about eclipses and stars and moons and oh god you look so passionate about it au
  • you work in a library and i work in a bakery and i give you a cupcake once a week so that you’ll allow me to keep books a few days over the due date but i don’t think i come for the books anymore au
  • you work in a dvd rental store and you’re so so so cute and i finally mustered up the courage to go in and say hi, so i was browsing around without really looking at the dvds and you came up behind me and asked me if i was getting something so i hurriedly grabbed 2 dvds beside me and handed them to you anD OH YM GOD THEY’RE PORNOS au
  • whenever i flirt with you you laugh it off and blush and you’re really cute but u never really flirt back and i feel like you don’t like me back but it turns out you thought me and my best friend were dating holy shit so do you wanna go on a date au
  • you love the show i hate and you hate the show i love and we got into a heated argument about it so we arranged a thing at your house where we watched 2 episodes of each show and this show is still trash but you smell really nice and you’re sitting really close to me au
  • you’re visiting my small town for a few weeks and you come to my flower shop everyday and you always ask me the names and the meanings behind them and one day you bought a bouquet and just handed them back to me and oh God i think i’m growing really attached to you but ur leaving soon au

Anders being reunited with Ser Pounce a lot

un-shit-yourself:

A lot can happen in ten years; cities can fall, Hawke’s beard can develop strands of grey, and kittens can grow into giant, cranky bastards.

“Well this is just unfair. I swear to you, he never lets anyone hold him, not even me,” Mahariel complains, watching Anders nuzzle a surprisingly docile Pounce as the beast purrs loudly, gently kneading paws the size of sovereigns against the mage’s thin tunic. 

“It’s because he missed me and he loves me, yes you do, don’t you?” Anders cooed, smiling into Pounce’s orange fur, not minding that it would stick to his damp cheeks out of relief that his cat hadn’t forgotten him after all this time. “I missed you, too.”