If you don’t remember the transitions from Pokémon: The First Movie’s “Pikachu’s Vacation” short, you need to watch them. They’re fucking mesmerizing.
Imagine knowing nothing of Pokémon and bringing your eight- and six-year-old sons and you saw this shit during your first experience with Pokémon, unintroduced to any human characters with the PokéDex Dexter narrating.
This is what you see when you die playing pokemon go.
i remember it being so cool, watching the movie several times, but now that I’m seeing them all put together like this, i wonder why did they do this? What’s wrong with them? What’s wrong with us?
Experiencing catcalling when you’re not conventionally attractive is such an internal predicament. Because on one hand, when you experience it you’re repulsed. Because it’s still harassment. But on the other hand- you finally feel that someone finds you desirable. And as fucked up as it is, it validates you for yourself.
And if you don’t experience, you wonder if something is wrong with you, like you’re not pretty enough or desirable enough for it.
And I just think it’s really fucked up that our society has shaped us into thinking that there must be something wrong with us if we aren’t harassed, that if we are its okay to feel good about it. It’s fucked up.
if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”
No no no. This is so problematic because chicken nuggets has a different number of syllables, and it’s going to throw the whole song off. You have to pick a one syllable word. Like bears.
“Then he looks at bears, bears look at me, I look at bears and we look at bears.”
– R. Kelley, Trapped in the Closet ch. 7
I KISSED A BEAR AND I LIKED IT
doncha wish ur bearfriend was a freak like me
HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR BEARFRIEND
Bear was a bear, bear was a bear, can I make it any more obvious
Bear’s so tall and handsome as hell, bear’s so bad but bear does it so well
somebody told me that you had a bearfriend who looked like a bearfriend
my bearfriend’s back and you’re gonna be in trouble
And everybody’s watching bear, but bear’s looking at youuuuuuuuuuuu
Looking for bears who are bears who like bears to be bears who do bears like they’re bears who do bears like they’re bears ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY BEAAAAAAR
I’ve been on this website for six years. I’ve lived through hellish events such as the Mishapocalypse, Tumblr Prom and that one post which told us to call Karp ‘daddy’. I have survived six years of this god forsaken website and I am furious to announce that I’ve only just realised that notes is short for notifications
Delicious Fish 