jiilys:

• James would be that dad that got up in the morning to make
  tea but then falls asleep at the bench and lily comes out at eight o’clock like
  wtf james get ur head out of the sink we have to go

•  Lily dressing harry in little shirts with muggle things on
  them and harry having to explain patiently what a fire truck is while james
  walks him to pre school

•  They have a girl when harry is like three and they call her
  something like Eleanor and lily paints the room pink and flicks the paintbrush
  at james while sirius tells them about his ‘artistic vision’ and remus makes
  faces to harry behind him

• Harry james potter being the best big brother ever like
  getting her all these toys and shit because hes worried she might get bored and
  just crawl back into mummy’s tummy and not play with him anymore

• Sirius and remus trying to teach james how to drive a muggle
  car. They get arrested for reckless driving, they have to confound the police
  guy and  lily forces them GO BACK and
  just BE ARRESTED because MAGIC cannot solve ALL PROBLEMS this is your punishment
  GO and BE IN JAIL

• They end up just getting a fine but lily like MARCHES THEM
  BACK and FORCES them to go into the a cell for he night like officier please
  lock these men up they are fuckfaces and need to learn a lesson REMUS I SEE YOU
  SNEAKING OUT THE BACK DOOR

• James giving his kids a bubble bath and Eleanor is splashing
  everyone and harry is playing with his little plastic boat and james is covered
  in water grinning like the absolute nerd is he bc hes so in love with his bbys

• Lily drinking wine straight from the bottle and then passing
  it to Sirius on the couch while they watch tv

• James trying to do is daughters hair in braids and then she
  ends up crying and hes almost crying and harrys crying bc he feels left out and
  lily comes home and is like wtf is goin on why is everyone sobbing

• Lily and james staying up at night eating ice cream straight
  from the cartoon and giggling like shhhh don’t wake the kids and james hits
  lily on the leg with the spoon and she puts the empty cartoon on his head

• They have one more kid and it’s another girl and they call
  her rose or some other kid of flower name and sirius is like wowie and brings a
  shit ton of roses into the waiting room all proud of himself and remus just
  rolls his eyes like wowie sirius u giant nerd

• Harry refuses to say the word ‘cat’ because sirius told him
  it was a swearword

• James, remus and sirius getting ballons for Eleanor’s fifth
  birthday like HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIE and Eleanor is TERRIFIED WHY ARE THEY
  FLOATING DADDY WHY and remus is hugging her and being so confused WHAT DO I DO
  JAMES SHE WON’T  STOP CRYING SOMEONE CALL
  LILY

• Sirius being the original vodka aunt

• James dancing with ellie and harry on the bench making pancakes
  and lily is holding rosie and laughing and james is spinning her around and the
  pancakes are burning but no one cares

• Rose losing the
  blanket and there is a MASS SEARCH PARTY and they CALL SIRIUS AND REMUS because
  this is SERIOUS BUSINESS and rose is crying and they find it under harrys bed
  because he is a little shit eight year old and quote: ‘wanted to see what would
  happen’

• Remus swapping books with lily and they have their own lil
  book club and sirius and james are jealous so they start their own book club
  but it fails because sirius refuses to read james’s period drama novels and
  EXCUSE ME BLACK DID YOU JUST CRIZISIZE MRS DULBY SHE IS MY FAV CHARACTER

• Rose starting school and james is legit teary eyed like look
  there goes my baby and he turns to sirius who is legit SOBBING onto lily’s
  shoulder and she’s patting his back and sighing what precious bbys  I love them so

• Elenor gets a valentine from school and remus is like???? whAT
  IS THIS????? YOU ARE SEVEN????? YOU C A N N O T an then he goes to school and is
  like ‘LISTEN UP HERE ‘JAKE’ YOU CANNOT GO GIVING MY GOD DAUGHTER VALENTINES
  WITHOUT FIRST MEETING ME YOU UNDERSTAND’

• Harry’s birthday and there is a he cake that lily made and
  everyones singing and rose is getting a piggyback from james and Eleanor is
  swaying with sirius and lily is leaning over and kissing harrys cheek over and
  over and remus is air guitaring and harry thinks hes honestly the luckiest kid
  in the entire universe to ever exist

• Rosie getting REALLY
  MAD and going SO RED when she’s angry and she just gets SO SO SO SO SO RED and
  sirius starts laughing and then the vase next to him explodes and its suddenly
  very quiet and no one is moving do not anger the small one

• Remus and james trying to build a deck. James hammers his
  hand and remus is laughing so hard he falls into the whole they just spent two
  days digging. Sirius and lily watch from deck chairs and clink glasses.

• Ellie one time having to go to hospital because she had a
  severe allergic reaction and three males, one short red head, a seven year old
  girl and a kid who looks like a mini version of one of the older men are all
  pacing the st mungos waiting room and the nurse comes out and lily pops three
  fingers in sirius’s hand from squeezing so hard.

• Lily and james being those parents who sit on each other’s
  laps like it’s nothing and he plays with her hair while she’s on the phone and
  she fiddles with his fingers when he talks and she kisses his back when she
  sneaks up behind him and he kisses her on the cheek and she’s laughing and
  laughing and hes kissing and kissing and oh look I’ve made myself very sad all
  at once

• Lily, james, sirius and remus all raising these three great
  kids who think they’ve hung the stars what fun they would have had and oh how
  they would’ve loved each other