Tag: congratulations you found a queue

Warden: I call dibs on the feather mage.

Queen Anora/king Alistair: Yeah, okay.

Templar: That man is an apostate and a criminal. He killed his templar escorts.

Anders: I did not! You can’t prove anything.

Warden: Doesn’t matter. I called dibs.

King/queen: Warden’s got a point there.

Templars: Criminal! Apostate!

Warden: *shrugs* Dibs, though.

shitty memory cont.

homojabi:

  • pretending to remember stuff when you friend talks to you because you don’t want to seem rude/like you weren’t listening or don’t care
  • literally always running out of time and not knowing how that happened, it seeming earlier or later than you thought
  • forgetting how to do homework or forgetting info on the day of the test and everyone just thinking you never studied or aren’t smart when you literally try so hard
  • “oh shit did that already happen?” “no”
  • the weird looks you get when you can’t remember a simple detail that wasn’t all that simple to you
  • “I forgot” not being a good enough excuse
  • the dread/panic you feel when you just can’t remember something on the spot and have to fake like you do
  • literally everything all the time

kathplanet:

i just learned this and have to share it with the world. the captain of a ship can officiate marriages, but the 1st mate can also officiate marriges if the captain is the one getting married. and the 2nd mate can also officiate marriages if the captain and the 1st mate are marrying each OTHER

breelandwalker:

askmiddlearth:

Christopher Lee collaborating with the Tolkien Ensemble to give us a beautiful adaptation of Treebeard’s Song (originally found in The Two Towers.)

I don’t know why, but this more than anything makes me want to cry.

The man may be gone, but so much…so AMAZINGLY much…of him lives on.

They say no one is truly dead whom the living still remember. If that is true, Sir Christopher will live forever.