8th lv spell scars just to clear up any misconceptions, the scars are for the person who is hit by the spell unless ive written ‘extended use’ next to the spell
It seemed like a good idea at 4am. Anyways, here’s a quick fantasy insult table for when you don’t have a witty line prepared. The ‘Son of a” tables are based off of Shakespearean insults.
Tag your weird combos? I have no clue what else to use this for.
concept: an austen-inspired tabletop rpg where there are five classes
single man in possession of a large fortune who is in want of a wife
young woman with low connections who must marry so that she can secure her future
cad whose main goal is to convince someone to elope with him
wealthy, scheming woman whose goal is to ruin the happiness of the aforementioned young woman
tiresome & vulgar elderly busybody (can be either a man or a woman)
I’m gonna split this out a little farther, because I feel like we’re blurring the lines between classes and stats. First you should pick your Austen class:
Bachelor/Bachelorette
Cad / Floozy
Husband/Wife
Matriarch/Patriarch
Busybody
Then you roll for your stats across the 6 basic Abilities:
So today my players encountered a travelling trinket salesmen who had a strange variety of goods on sale. I had fun coming up with random minor magical items, so I thought I would share them.
Trick Coins – Always land on the same side no matter how many times you flip them. Don’t get caught using them to gamble.
Magic Buttons – Can never be lost. Even if they fall off your garment, they will reappear in your pouch or pocket the next day.
Ghost Torch – The smoke from this torch makes ghosts visible.
Magical Dye – These pigments can recolor almost any object.
Alluring Pinecone – I stole this item from Oglaf because I think it’s great (nsfw link). I of course did not introduce it in so vulgar a fashion.
Cat Seeds – Magical seeds that if planted and cared for will grow into bulbs that will eventually bloom as kittens. These kittens are like normal cats in most respects except that they don’t hunt and subsist on sunlight and water rather than food.
Unbreakable Thread – Sewing thread that can’t be broken. Lone exception to the “You break it, you buy it” rule of the store.
Demon Tears – Small crystalline stones that will strike fear into the hearts of those that are struck by them.
Charming Cufflinks – Gives a small bonus to diplomacy with folk of the opposite gender.
Elven Earrings – When worn, they give the illusion that you have elf ears.
Magical Umbrella – A hands free umbrella that floats above you when it rains and is not affected by wind
Fish Whistle – A whistle that drives fish mad and will cause them to literally leap into your boat or on shore.
Magic Chalk – Can write on any surface, even non-solid ones. To erase, simply wipe it off with your hands.
Hate Spice – A seasoning which will cause the food to taste terrible to anyone who hates the cook.
Magical Jelly Molds – Can either cook or freeze jelly like substances that are placed within them instantly.
Password Protected Coin Purse – Can only be opened if you know the password
Kinstone – Vibrates when relatives draw near. Useful alarm system for in-laws.
Water Magnet – Water is magnetically attracted to this unassuming chunk of metal
Lying Lipstick – Gives the wearer a small bonus on Bluff checks.
So I took this What D&D Character Am I? quiz and for the record, I am apparently a Chaotic Neutral Paladin/Wizard (2/1), which seems about right, although I don’t love how they do alignments. (I’m feeling very “fuck the police” at the moment, so I’m unsurprised I tested Chaotic Neutral right now though.
Anyway, what about y’all? Let’s make a party.
I ran through that and got Neutral Good Elf Ranger/Sorcerer.
wheres that story about the D&D guy who plays as a bear and has really good disguises and no one knows its a bear and he becomes king and everyone falls for it except one person who rolls for perception and he goes THATS A FUCKING BEAR and gets kicked out of the kingdom
Delicious Fish 