villainny:

startedwellthatsentence:

bemusedlybespectacled:

gingersnapwolves:

lollerskaterau:

sumersprkl:

actuallyclintbarton:

thesylverlining:

audscratprophetlilith:

t-ardigrades:

chemfatale:

elevenwalnuts:

if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”

No no no.  This is so problematic because chicken nuggets has a different number of syllables, and it’s going to throw the whole song off.  You have to pick a one syllable word.  Like bears.

“Then he looks at bears, bears look at me, I look at bears and we look at bears.”

– R. Kelley, Trapped in the Closet ch. 7

I KISSED A BEAR AND I LIKED IT

doncha wish ur bearfriend was a freak like me

HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR BEARFRIEND

Bear was a bear, bear was a bear, can I make it any more obvious

Bear’s so tall and handsome as hell, bear’s so bad but bear does it so well

somebody told me that you had a bearfriend who looked like a bearfriend

my bearfriend’s back and you’re gonna be in trouble

And everybody’s watching bear, but bear’s looking at youuuuuuuuuuuu

Looking for bears who are bears who like bears to be bears who do bears like they’re bears who do bears like they’re bears
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY BEAAAAAAR