Tag: haha

ralkana:

alykat86:

bittyblueeyes:

nominanescio:

joestoyes:

unironicallyenthusiasticknitter:

dafezgirl:

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.

“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.

azuremosquito:

#dragon age#anders#OLD BOY#IT’S JUST SUCH A CUTE THING UGH#i see a lot of people using this conversation as ‘anders hates the dog’ and#okay i can tell you that mabari is about the same size as a neopolitan mastiff#so approx 70kg#how many of you would be willing to share ur bed with ur s/o and a 40kg labrador let alone a 70kg war dog#i don’t blame anders at all for not wanting a mabari in the bed with him & i adore dogs#imagine the kicking! the farting! the smell!#and once you get over garrett there’s his dog doing the same thing!#2ndly in both of anders’s ‘banters’ he talks DIRECTLY TO THE DOG#not ABOUT the dog to hawke#even pro-dog people like to tell hawke his dog’s smart but anders KNOWS the dog’s smart#smart enough to hold a conversation with#just sayin (via fauxfires ) 

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kathplanet:

i just learned this and have to share it with the world. the captain of a ship can officiate marriages, but the 1st mate can also officiate marriges if the captain is the one getting married. and the 2nd mate can also officiate marriages if the captain and the 1st mate are marrying each OTHER