romancingironbull:

The Iron Bull does not have tattoos!

Vitaar

After extensive study of the Qunari specimens you kindly provided, I’ve come to the conclusion that the painted markings on their face and body are not, in fact, solely for ceremonial purpose, but provide a practical benefit. Oh, I’m certain there is some cultural significance to the patterns and colors they choose, but the Qunari do nothing without purpose, yes?

They call these markings “vitaar,” which in their tongue means “poison armor.” It’s called this because the markings are magical in nature and actually harden their skin to an iron-like quality without hindering flexibility, and my analysis says the paint consists largely of poison. It’s mixed with something else—blood, perhaps their own?—and that neutralizes the poison, but only for one with Qunari physiology. Anyone else would perish almost instantly (which reminds me: I’ll kindly require another body slave). The process activates the magical qualities of the poison, which provides the protective effects, almost in the same manner that lyrium runes do.

How this works, and whether it can be used for our purposes, will require further study. Perhaps some live specimens this time?

From a letter written by Nameria Origanus, apprentice to Magister Varas, Dragon 9:32

What you see are vitaar, not tattoos. I’m not sure anyone who’s worked on creating the games has explained why he has his vitaar “armor” on for the sex scenes. (There are some fan theories about Bull not wanting to be completely vulnerable–emotionally or physically?) But. From reading the above, it sounds like they would not poison a non-Qunari partner because it’s not actually poison once it is applied to the body. It goes into effect of hardening the skin and creating a magical protection effect.

Now if you want to say he has tattoos in your own headcannon, that’s totally valid. But if you’re confused about how his markings come and go: they’re not tattoos, they are vitaar.

Hope this helps!

fuckyeahdragonage:

nightsinneon:

I once had the urge to make a shitty photoshop edit of cullen as a farmer and once I gave in, I coudln’t stop. It is completely unrelated to just anything we know about Cullen and there is absolutely no excuse or justification for this mess. I am so sorry. It’s just I feel like he’d be a great farmer, living a happy life on his own little farm okay?

I can’t. Stop. Laughing!

the-judit-inquisition:

the-wayward-bard:

*lies in bed* why was solas the only one wearing the stupid hat

  • To hide his ears obviousl–wait. Ears weren’t hidden.
  • To look less elfy…no, doesn’t make sense.
  • Self-conscious about baldness? Obviously not. Would look much better without hat.
  • Likes the style? Hardly.
  • To annoy Vivienne and/or ball attendees with obnoxious..No, the hat is considered fashionable.

*lies in bed* Whyyyyyy?

I read a post where they said that the style of hat somehow was like a big joke on him being the dread wolf and/or an apostate? Something that only Solas being a nerd would get and find hilarious