Okay, I cheated, and this reeeeeeeeeeeeally should have been more paragraphs than it actually was. I might have pushed at least one on top of another to keep to the three paragraph limit. I suck at this so bad, apologies?
(slight body horror! m!handers wingfic set in the same nebulous sort of ‘verse asthis ficlet)
So tatteredpantaloons and I somehow got to the point where we were recreating Handers scenes through emoji (don’t…don’t ask…), and I thought I’d show off the fruits of our labor! Can you guess which scene is which? :3
(first encounter! by tattered. this is the New and Improved™ version. still laughing at the emoji enterpretation of Grey Warden)
(first romance scene at the Hawke estate! by me)
(and the romance scene’s continuation! by tattered. fuck yeah they’re gonna get married)
(chantry boom! by me. Hawke isn’t mad, he just wanted in on that tbh. and the fugitive boyfriends lived happily ever after <3)
• Hawke finding out about the Grey Warden appetite
• Hawke realizing that there is no way Anders is eating enough
• Hawke coming to Anders’s clinic every morning with a bag full of sandwiches
Delicious Fish 
