I am full of cramps

On today’s episode of “No I’m not faking my illnesses”, Fish is reminded of how much pain is caused when she eats beans, cabbage and custard in one meal. Lactose sensitivity and IBS isn’t fun folks!

Will they recover from this bout of cramping enough that they can get off the loo before bedtime? Stay tuned to find out!

thegoodqueertheywarnyouabout:

51pegasi-b:

v-as-in-victor:

voidbat:

loreli1313:

thewightknight:

vaspider:

cersei-the-truth-bombardier:

coldpapernightmare:

zabchan:

setepenre-set:

somanythingsandthesehalftrue:

sushinfood:

pipistrellus:

aturinfortheworse:

littlestmoonbeam:

legally-bitchtastic:

writerlyn:

respectingromance:

cheshirelibrary:

Cecile Crème Brûlée ?

Hilda Ice Cream.

I don’t think that’s going to work.

Bernice donut.

Audrey Snickerdoodle

Ok but catch the new best seller by Yvonne Magnum

Imelda Mousse

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Ruth Popover …

Marjorie ~~Conversation~~ Heart

:I

June Discount Heart Chocolate?

either

Mary-Lou Tiramisu (which rhymes and is really quite cute)

or

Fonda Tiramisu (which is an actual PUN omg)

Willie mae kit kat

Lizbeth Pockey……meh

Lillian Smores Pie?

“Ada Chocolate” sounds like a joke.

Gaytha Oreo

Sandra Chocolate

VIOLA CAKE IS HERE TO MAKE YR PANTIES DROP Y’ALL

Lurline Flapjack. I write lumbersexual were-sea lion novellas.

Edith Frozen Yogurt Dirt Sundae

Esther Truffle, very fauxncy

Josephine Mango

Source: cheshirelibrary

Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message… What’s your tombstone say?

knightofthestars:

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

crunchie-morris:

New personality test

What vine do you think of first when you hear the word “avacado?”

me, drinking espresso for the first time in days: oh that’s why my depression was doubling

steepingstars:

maccymacdonald:

lyncornis:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

once i figure out how to pull off ‘feminine dad’ it’s over for you bitches

Eldritch Lolita

Molten witch!

noseforahtwo:

huhpotatoes:

frogmp3:

Here lies Asia. They are not going to be able to make it.

Here lies Kay. She is a great friend.

Here lies Nosy. She nasty and it’s not as complicated as I’m making it.

Here lies fish she was a fast learner and a bag of the pots and pans.

Source: frogmp3

thewritehag:

katekarl:

glumshoe:

Shoutout to the imaginary person or creature that used to run alongside the car when you were a kid. It was so good at parkour.

Wonder Woman was the best tree climber I knew.

My fingers were the best long jumpers

My tiny race car was driven incredibly well and incredibly fast!

watchdogz:

hey take this quiz about which greek god/goddess you relate to most!