twodogsagirlandavetdegree:

fractiousrvt:

azhchay:

phoenixrl:

rollingpenguin:

nechrollomicon:

vrumblr:

joyceanfartboner:

profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

Vampire immunity and pain embodiment.

Object Negation and Holiday Entity Physiology. If I pick up Santa Claus, I’m the literal embodiment of “I substitute your reality with mine”

Serqekinetic Flight and Magma Aura.

Basically, I am both speeding around like a rubber band and achieving supreme personal space thank you very much I love it

Mirror creation and Reality Armor. I ready to fucking fight Thanos now.

Efficient attacks and Patience manipulation.

I……. guess those work together?

energy drain and indomitable happiness

O_o

Divine monster physiology and organic weaponry. Woot

Earth boundary manipulation (controlling earth and it’s energies?) And elemental sealing (sealing elements into people and things). I honestly have no idea what to make of these

exoskyll:

sin-artist:

catf8sh:

thisiswhymomworries:

thisiswhymomworries:

thisiswhymomworries:

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own 🙂

me, in this economy: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband 🙂

me, a known gay: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby 🙂

me, an asexual: A WHAT

my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman!
me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man
me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere?
me: a watt