Laura Kaye over on ao3 just put up a Phlint fic based on the undercover wedding sting. I can’t paste the link, but it’s the utterly charming Operation Snapdragon at /works/5230448 It was the first I’d heard of real-life event, so your post felt particularly serendipitous! (And really, when marrying a badass, what more could you possibly want from your wedding?)

copperbadge:

Okay this fic is amazing but my actual favourite part had nothing to do with the plot, to wit:

“He is driving me insane,” Maria snapped. “Well, all of us, but especially me, because somebody decided I needed to be the wedding planner for this debacle.”

“I thought you wanted more operational coordination experience,” Phil said. “It was one of your developmental goals.”

DEVELOPMENTAL GOALS

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

She bullshitted her way through her annual review and now she has to be a wedding planner

“#i don’t know why but i’m thinking of those men cologne commercials wts” I can’t stop imagining Solas in an Old Spice commercial now /what have you done/

cryllia:

ashleycriesoverelves:

darthempress:

chaotichero:

what have I done

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fen’harel’s old spice omg

“Hello, Lavellans.

Look at your elves, now back to me.

Now back at your elves, now back to me.

Sadly, they are not me.

But if they stopped believing in old Dalish fairy tales and started listening to the truth they could sound like they’re me.

Now look down, now back up.  Where are we?

You’re in the Fade with the elf your elves could sound like.

What’s on your hand? Now back to me.  I have it.  It’s your hand bearing a mark that can warp the Veil.  Look again.  Your hand is now… gone.  As am I.

I’m on a Hart.”

Oh.  My.  Ancient.  Elfy.  Gods.