Is it just me, or is a Dragon Age/Princess Bride crossover meant to be?
Zevran is of course Inigo Montoya. There is no doubting that sass.
Fezzik, I don’t know man, for straight off muscle I guess there’s Shale or Sten but they’re both pretty dang smart and Shale has a good sense of humor
Count Tyrone? Definitely Loghain. That ass.
Miracle Max? Flemeth much? I guess that makes the wife Morrigan (sorry Morri, you know I love you).
The Grandfather? Gotta be Varric.
That sick kid hearing the story? Obviously Hawke, who else would back sass Grandpa Varric like that?
And of course the hero of our story, I don’t know about y’all but Westley is definitely my Warden-Ellie Cousland. Do a little time as a pirate, generally be a bad-ass, hell yeah I have the will to stand, Queen Couscous has it covered.
That just leaves Buttercup/Alistair. Look at that. Totally useless without his warden, but can stand around looking pretty.
And I guess that makes Humperdink, Anora, because the Warden would definitely sweep in to save Princess Ali from her with the power of true love and badassery.
DID THE PATCH FUCKING CHANGE HOW HAWKE TALKS ABOUT ANDERS?!
Because I remember grumbling along with everyone about how my pro-mage Hawke who romanced the hell out of Anders talked shit and acted bitter when the Inquisitor asked about him.
I’m replaying Inquisition again with that Hawke and this time she’s talking about how she feels awful that she had to leave him behind for his safety and how he’s not a monster and he was trying to do the right thing and all these fucking sweet, positive things.
This has NEVER happened before. Why haven’t I seen anyone mention this?
Holy fucking shit, can anyone confirm? I don’t think I can get the new patches on last gen. Seriously, I will give my eternal love for a video clip or something showing this
Delicious Fish 