exoskyll:

sin-artist:

catf8sh:

thisiswhymomworries:

thisiswhymomworries:

thisiswhymomworries:

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own 🙂

me, in this economy: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband 🙂

me, a known gay: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby 🙂

me, an asexual: A WHAT

my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman!
me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man
me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere?
me: a watt

thegoodqueertheywarnyouabout:

51pegasi-b:

v-as-in-victor:

voidbat:

loreli1313:

thewightknight:

vaspider:

cersei-the-truth-bombardier:

coldpapernightmare:

zabchan:

setepenre-set:

somanythingsandthesehalftrue:

sushinfood:

pipistrellus:

aturinfortheworse:

littlestmoonbeam:

legally-bitchtastic:

writerlyn:

respectingromance:

cheshirelibrary:

Cecile CrÚme Brûlée ?

Hilda Ice Cream.

I don’t think that’s going to work.

Bernice donut.

Audrey Snickerdoodle

Ok but catch the new best seller by Yvonne Magnum

Imelda Mousse 




Ruth Popover 


Marjorie Conversation Heart

:I

June Discount Heart Chocolate?

either

Mary-Lou Tiramisu  (which rhymes and is really quite cute)

or

Fonda Tiramisu  (which is an actual PUN omg)

Willie mae kit kat

Lizbeth Pockey

meh

Lillian Smores Pie?

“Ada Chocolate” sounds like a joke.

Gaytha Oreo

Sandra Chocolate

VIOLA CAKE IS HERE TO MAKE YR PANTIES DROP Y’ALL

Lurline Flapjack. I write lumbersexual were-sea lion novellas.

Edith Frozen Yogurt Dirt Sundae

Esther Truffle, very fauxncy

Josephine Mango