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startrekrenegades:

admiralamott:

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[[*TNG theme song plays*

*Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL!

*TNG theme song*]]

tastyfishistasty Uncategorized Leave a comment 29th Sep 2018 1 Minute

angry-shaman:

alien-leftist:

cuentosallaround:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

skypig357:

Lmao

modern art

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

@avoidfilledwithcelluloid

WHAT IS THIS

tastyfishistasty Uncategorized Leave a comment 23rd Nov 2016 1 Minute

tastyfishistasty Uncategorized Leave a comment 21st Oct 2015 1 Minute

toboitsune:

vetmedirl:

princess-xion:

simonbitdiddle:

gandalfkorv:

adistasteformath:

I honestly hate how art and media have kind of romanticized the idea of like “going off your meds and being your true self again” because like I started taking antidepressants and like immediately got a new job, found a place to live, improved my relationships with people in my life and completely reconciled with my sort of estranged ex-girlfriend?? Medication can be rad and while I realize that it’s not for everybody I don’t think anything should be trying to convince anyone that being on medication inherently makes you less of who you are

(Most) Medication is for helping you to be you again. The real me isn’t tired by just walking to the train station. The real me is not my anxiety or depression. They don’t define me.

The real me is who I am when I’m not anxious and feeling worthless 24/7.

Medication is supposed to be the chemical equivalent of glasses or a wheelchair, depending on the severity of impairment. It tries to help you compensate for what has been taken, been broken, or is missing.

In particular, i always hear the myth that anti-depressants give you “artificial happiness”… no, no, no. They give your brain the ability to be happy. You won’t always be happy, and sometimes you’ll be sad. But the happiness you’re able to feel when you’re on meds is your own, real, happiness.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE NEUROTYPICALS IN THE BACK!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

MEDS GIVE YOUR BRAIN THE ABILITY TO BE HAPPY
Don’t fucking act like meds are some evil that crush your soul. I would be dead if I didn’t take these damn things so go fuck yourself.

tastyfishistasty Uncategorized Leave a comment 23rd Sep 2015 1 Minute

kalfromkalifornia:

grawly:

ascending_shark.mp4

Honestly what did I expect from a caption like that

tastyfishistasty Uncategorized Leave a comment 21st Sep 2015 1 Minute

cirillaofcintra:

dying in a game and being transported back to the latest save when you haven’t saved in like 3 hours

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tastyfishistasty Uncategorized Leave a comment 19th Aug 2015 1 Minute

My Problem With Age Of Ultron

facts-i-just-made-up:

tylerla:

facts-i-just-made-up:

(NO SPOILERS)

First, I want to say that I liked the movie in general and I think it’s mostly a worthy follow up to the original Avengers, and the Marvel Universe.

That said, I have one major problem with the film. And I have to qualify this by saying I’m a very body-positive individual, I think our bodies are nothing to be ashamed of showing, but I feel the close up shot of the hulk penis was unnecessary and gratuitous, and in poor taste.

Anyone who has seen the film will of course know that after a certain fight scene, we see the Hulk nude and that’s fine, and realistic beyond the usual stretchy shorts they give him, but the ten second long extreme close up of just the penis was out of place and added nothing to the movie, and frankly I feel in a PG rated film it was a bit inappropriate.

Again, I don’t think genitals are shameful or evil or any of that stuff, but to show a full unbroken graphic close up of the colossal digital green penis subtly throbbing with gamma radiation just wasn’t a good idea, nor was the “Hallelujah” chorus on the soundtrack during its reveal. That just made it too tawdry, too sleazy for a scene that would otherwise have been very sympathetic to Banner.

Also I personally think Banner would have been circumcised.

What the fuck are you talking about, that didn’t happen. They didn’t show Hulk’s dick on screen. You made this up

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never just “make up” a fact. My review of Ultron stands and I think people who paid attention to the movie will agree with me.

And to the tumblr who said Hulk’s circumcision would heal because of his healing powers, you forgot that the injury was before his irradiation, meaning it was part of his biological form before the healing powers began and could not have a bio-matrix for the powers to heal. If you spent as much time thinking about the Hulk’s penis as I do (5-7 hours/day), this would be obvious.

tastyfishistasty Uncategorized Leave a comment 2nd May 2015 2 Minutes

Zodiac and what’s most likely to come after “fuck”

The “it” squad: taurus, sagittarius, capricorn
The “me” squad: pisces, libra, scorpio
The “you” squad: aries, aquarius, leo
The “everything” squad: gemini, cancer, virgo

tastyfishistasty Uncategorized Leave a comment 16th Apr 2015 1 Minute
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