arbitrary warden ask meme

eleplay:

1. can your warden do a handstand? (a split? a cartwheel?)
2. how does your warden typically sneeze? (do they sneeze in multiples?)
3. how well do they swim?
4. in what state do they keep their fingernails?
5. what was their first experience with losing a tooth like?
6. how does your warden like their eggs cooked?
7. how ticklish are they?
8. what kind of weather does your warden prefer?
9. hot or cold showers? assuming they’re in a situation where a shower would exist. assuming they’ve ever washed in their life. is your warden smelly
10. what does your warden smell like?
11. how fast can your warden book it?
12. how are they with heights?
13. do they cry a lot? at what? are they quiet or loud?
14. can your warden burp on command?
15. How Vengeful Are They
16. is their bellybutton an innie or an outie?
17. how do they handle being injured?
18. how good is their poker face?
19. in a situation where your warden and alistair both arrive at a party late and there is one slice of cake left, what does your warden do? 
20. the same situation as 19, but it’s dog instead of alistair