From @misty-reeyus ask post, I just wanted to do them all for my faves.
(Original post at http://misty-reeyus.tumblr.com/post/112716027492/im-tired-of-all-these-askmemes-being-for-otps-tbh)
Kathari Tabris and Alistair
1) who steals French fries of the others plate?
Kathari. She just drifts all over the table. Especially if food is going to waste (not that is often does with Alistair).
Ali tried it once, he got a fork through his hand.
2)Who jokingly moves in for the kiss if asked if they’re a couple?
They’re both more likely to laugh in your face whilst Kat goes off about how men and women can be friends you know!!
But, if they’re in the right mood, they’ll both go for it. Kat will be the first one to start laughing and turn away.
3) Who has to bust the other out of jail?
Well, canonically, Alistair breaks Kathari out of Fort Drakon’s jail (she decided not to take him to rescue the queen, what with them wanting to replace her with him…)
In a modern AU it’s probably still gonna be Ali bailing her out because she is angry and prone to rebelling (especially about institutionalised racism…)
4) Who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues?
Considering that between them they’ve had precisely one vague hint at a relationship to go on (worryingly this is Kat being engaged to Nelaros), they aren’t very good at the advice thing. But Alistair is a bit better at the comfort side of things as Kat is more likely to tell him to be a warrior and talk to her ffs…
5) Who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the others eyes?
Kathari is surprisingly good at games for such an unsubtle person, but she’s more than willing to use any method to help her win, so she’s probably more likely to trip or climb over 6’3" Ali in anything physical.
Alistair is the one who everyone else cheats for as he’s hopeless in most subtle games, but he does eventually reach the point where he will cheat outrageously without blinking.
6) who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk?
Alistair! He needs the head room. Also, Kathari calls dibs on the bottom bunk, she is not a fan of heights.
7) Who starts and who wins pillow fights?
Alistair starts em, Kathari finishes them. She is not afraid to play dirty.
8) Who says “Your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s crush?
Neither really, though Alistair might nudge more? And he’s definitely down for cheesy pick up lines!
Well this was super fun, if I find anything similar, I may do that too!
Delicious Fish 