Hell yEah I DO DRUGS *takes prescribed meds at the appropriate time and in the correct dose*
Tag: accurate
Me: *sees a female character doing something terrifying and badass*
Me: *deep breath*
Me: *delighted pterodactyl screech*
“Stay out of the shadows,” Varric mutters darkly. “There are a hundred times more cut purses here than in Lowtown.”
“Yes Mom,” Hawke replies with a head toss as they don’t notice someone picking their pocket.
You shouldn’t point out things about people’s appearances if they can’t fix it in ten seconds.
Something my sister said once, that’s become an important thing to me (via crazeist)
them: how are you? what’s up? you doing well??
me: *finger guns*
them: …that’s not really an answer
me: *finger guns as i back out of the room*
Reasons not to play video games: You’ll get very attached to the characters and the story and then you’ll feel empty and hollow inside when you finish the game and then play it again and again until your soul is gone
warden: hanging out with a bunch of weird outcasts and an old woman who tries to maintain order
hawke: hanging out with a bunch of weird outcasts and a not really old woman who tries to maintain order
the inquisitor: hanging out with a powerful first-enchanter, the son of a magister, the divine’s right and left hands, thedas’ most famous writer of fiction, a notorious ben-hassrath spy, chills with an empress of orlais, is apparently super tight with the dread wolf himself, literally fen’harel, how did this happen, who is maintaining order, this is all very overwhelming, somebody help me, please
THE SIGNS AS ALIGNMENTS
Lawful Good: Libra
Neutral Good: Cancer
Chaotic Good: Aries, Gemini
Lawful Neutral: Pisces
True Neutral: Taurus, Virgo
Chaotic Neutral: Leo
Lawful Evil: Capricorn, Aquarius
Neutral Evil: Scorpio
Chaotic Evil: Sagittarius
Delicious Fish 