Aries: IT’S OK EVERYONE IT’S NOT REAL DON’T WORRY GUYS.
Taurus: But, like, is that actually scientifically possible? For that much blood to be on one person? Really? Like where’s it coming from??
Gemini: *sees opening credits* nope *leaves room*
Cancer: sad because of death of irrelevant character.
Leo: oh, this isn’t so sca- OH SHIT NEVERMIND!!
Virgo: *Visibly shaking* I’M NOT SCARED WHAAAT????
Libra: *eyes squeezed shut* Is it over yet???
Scorpio: Wow ya’ll think this is scary you should see my life.
Sagittarius: The dog better not die. If the dog dies I will FUCKING-
Capricorn: I’M I THE ONLY ONE ACTUALLY INVESTED IN THE PLOT THOUGH?!?!
Aquarius: nice.
Pisces: Curled up in a ball with their head in someones shoulder and their ears covered for the ENTIRE film.