And while you’re shopping, maybe pre-order a copy of The Apocalypse Coloring and Activity book? It’s an upbeat coloring book of advice for surviving the apocalypse, and it happens to be my first book with a Real Live Publisher! Find it on Amazon and BN.com. (Release date: April 5, 2016!)
Here’s a preview of two of my favorite pages from The Apocalypse Coloring and Activity Book, just because.
Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut.
You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye
Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend
I just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn’t we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own government or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing, won’t their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn’t it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn’t that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea, floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, floating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don’t fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a large group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen, return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so, wouldn’t they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people’s, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon!
Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: I too have these questions
Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn
Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I’m coming with you
*random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*
I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in floating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us.
(And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island)
Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked
I’m doing an academic study on player identification in Dragon Age: Inquisition to try and highlight the importance of representation in video games. I need to conduct a survey of DA:I players to try and see how they relate to the different characters.
If you could spare a few minutes of your time to fill out this survey I would be immensely grateful ❤
Honestly bless you guys you’re fantastic for taking the time out to do this ;u; I still need some more responses though, so if anyone else has the time and energy to answer this survey that would be so amazing ❤
I’m playing dragon age origins (aka replaying most of it after losing old save files & all game progress) and here is my amell with my two favorite companion characters
Okay it’s not so easy to get Zevran to not betray you, but it’s really not that hard either. It’s not. You can get +6-10 approval for Zevran in almost every conversation, in not just being agreeable with him, but caring that he is there and about his well-being (you can flirt 0% and still be in the clear).
Not to mention just handing him gifts you pick up along the way for him, such as gold and silver bricks, boosts his approval fast. Handing him just his special gifts (Dalish gloves and Antivan Leather Boots) literally gets you halfway to the approval mark (27-33 approval) necessary for Zevran to not betray you and you pick up most of this stuff just along the way.
Like no you’re right, you don’t have to be an asshole to him to have him betray you; but like any companion (especially in the newer games) you have to at least take an interest in him and not just be indifferent or agreeable to him. Otherwise, what reason does he have to give a damn about you compared to an old friend?
On that note, it took me three full play throughs before I romanced Zev or even made sure to max his friendship, but I didn’t know he even *could* betray you until I saw it on his page of the wiki!
He’s so easy to befriend. He is literally crying out for friendship that isn’t murder/crow based. As long as you don’t insult him and call him a cold blooded murderer or choose the ‘evil’ choices like murdering the dalish, you can get approval to well above what’s needed to keep him from betraying you, because *He Doesn’t Want To Go Back To The Crows*. He was suicidal when he meets the warden (and unless you make that worse by encouraging his self-hatred and making him part of horrible things) he responds so easily to just a sliver of friendship through a few gifts (that have no other purpose unless you are really bad at money management) and a few positive conversations.
Ugh
Just. He literally needs a few breadcrumbs. How can you not give him the breadcrumbs? I love the Zevvy. Give him a hug.
Delicious Fish 