Whatever bit of genetic code it is that makes corgis such stumpy little stubby-butts, it’s SUPER dominant, corgi crosses always just look like corgis in costume – oh look! It’s a corgi wearing a dalmatian outfit! A corgi wearing a husky outfit! I knew a girl whose dog was a corgi in a blue heeler outfit and it was Fucking Adorable and also Ridiculous.
Lavellan obtains some of her own spies. She has them send her information on Solas’s plans and monitor where he is placing agents, find new research materials for her regarding the veil, and above all else, repeatedly slip tea bags into Solas’s drinks.
“He really loves tea, just do it.”
She manages to start a nationwide rumor that his favorite thing is tea, so all of his new elf followers start bringing him tea out of no where to gain his favor and he doesn’t know why and cannot make it stop.
The next day: all of the frilly cakes in Val Royeaux are bought, and the bakers are specifically bribed by Agents of Fen’Harel to not sell any to Lavellan.
Soon the two factions are in total warfare, armed with frilly cakes and tea.
So, I really like my mutuals’ awesome Lavellans ( @chaitea09, @capt-spangles, @courtneysupertramp, @thereluctantinquisitor, @speedsteer, looking at you all here 🙂 ) and I like the idea of a wonderful AU where they all coexist in the same Clan. I’ve had a playlist for musing about this Clan Lavellan knocking about in my phone, for how Traesa felt growing up with all of them, and I decided to throw it up on 8tracks, if anyone’s interested. n_n
Think About It – American Authors | Daylight – Matt & Kim | Mountain Sound – Of Monsters and Men | Renegades – X Ambassadors | Vagabonds – Gritzfolk | No Better – Lorde | The Show Goes On – Lupe Fiasco | Team – Lorde
Oh, this is amazing! I’ll need to pull up the lyrics for these later, but they sound awesome. Are the songs associated with certain Lavellans, or no? Thank you for sharing 🙂
Thanks!! I’m happy you like it! n_n I tried to make it so that the songs mostly encompassed the whole Clan, although I do always think of specific people when I listen the lyrics of ‘The Show Goes On’. n_n
Okay I am so inspired to make a playlist for this as well. We will collaborate our good taste in music and love for all our Lavellans
Please do!!! Omggg, I would so want to listen!! n_n! I seriously love music, so I am always like 100% ready for awesome playlists. :DD
Oh my gosh!!! This was absolutely wonderful! I am SO HERE for our happy little (big? lol) Lavellan clan! Now you’ve got me wanting to do one too… but I don’t know, this one feels so perfect to me already! I love your playlists T-T
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