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spicyshimmy:

the iron bull: a ben-hassrath spy with an eyepatch, covered in brutal scars, built like a fat battering ram, taller and wider than your average qunari, obsessed with fighting dragons, an expert on bdsm, occasionally uses acquaintances as projectiles

the iron bull also: eats poultices instead of putting them on his wounds

the iron bull also: makes dad jokes and bad puns that have even varric groaning in agony

the iron bull also: thinks pink is the prettiest color, will defend this choice passionately

the iron bull also: has a series of miniature portraits of the chargers in his wallet; takes them out to show new people every chance he gets; won’t let them escape until he’s told his favorite and most embarrassing stories, look how big they’re getting, all grown up, precious little chickens the lot of them

umhi-im-alexis:

pathofneedlespathofpins:

angrila:

princess-starr:

pkeradactyl:

editorincreeps:

Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.

Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.

Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.

Every so often the hostess will say “bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!” as people are leaving.

Miracle Max’s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball.

The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you.

They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.

“There are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.”

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I’ll be your server.

Prepare to dine.”

Instead of “large,” you get an item of unusual size.

People on their anniversary get to listen to a recitation of the mawidge speech.

The kitchen door says “Brute Squad.”

You can get a six-piece chicken tender meal called the Six-Fingered Meal

theshadowdreams:

So, halla produce milk (and dairy products) and the Dalish diet includes insects (specifically their larvae).

How does halla milk taste? What’s the cheese like in comparison to cow milk? For some reason I imagine it would either be sour or sweeter. Imagine Mahariel trying cow milk for the first time and gagging on it before looking at their companions in disgust (”you tried to poison me!”). Maybe they’d prefer goat milk? I imagine the cheese would be soft and sweet for some reason.

And then there’s the beetle larvae, and everybody except Morrigan, Shale and the dog are revolted when Mahariel eats them in front of them. Mahariel is baffled and amused at their squeamishness (”It’s just another animal! It’s the same as any other food!”) and Shale points out that everybody else eats birds, which is far more disgusting.