sinning: aries, leo, virgo, aquarius
suffering: cancer, saggitarius, capricorn, pisces
both: taurus, gemini, libra, scorpio
Tag: gemini
signs that are perceived as calm but are actual angry little demons inside: cancer, virgo, pisces, taurus, gemini
signs that are perceived as angry but are actually calm inside: scorpio, sagittarius, aquarius, leo
I do what I want: libra
Raging fire breathing dragon at all times: capricorn, aries
The Signs Watching A Scary Movie
Aries: IT’S OK EVERYONE IT’S NOT REAL DON’T WORRY GUYS.
Taurus: But, like, is that actually scientifically possible? For that much blood to be on one person? Really? Like where’s it coming from??
Gemini: *sees opening credits* nope *leaves room*
Cancer: sad because of death of irrelevant character.
Leo: oh, this isn’t so sca- OH SHIT NEVERMIND!!
Virgo: *Visibly shaking* I’M NOT SCARED WHAAAT????
Libra: *eyes squeezed shut* Is it over yet???
Scorpio: Wow ya’ll think this is scary you should see my life.
Sagittarius: The dog better not die. If the dog dies I will FUCKING-
Capricorn: I’M I THE ONLY ONE ACTUALLY INVESTED IN THE PLOT THOUGH?!?!
Aquarius: nice.
Pisces: Curled up in a ball with their head in someones shoulder and their ears covered for the ENTIRE film.
Types of sleepers
The ‘cute cuddler’ squad: Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces
The ‘don’t take this the wrong way but I’m gonna kick you’ squad: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius
The ‘this is my bed sleep on the floor’ squad: Aries, Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn
The Signs As RPG Classes (the stereotypical three)
Warrior: Aries, Leo, Taurus, Scorpio
Rogue: Cancer, Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra
Mage: Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces
the signs in jurassic world
gets eaten by a dinosaur within ten minutes of the movie: taurus, libra, scorpio, pisces
outsmarts the dinosaurs and escapes unscathed: aries, virgo, sagittarius, aquarius
stays in the control room to send alerts to others: gemini, cancer, leo, capricorn
The Signs as Peoples of Thedas
Aries: Antivan
Taurus: Fereldan
Gemini: Orlesian
Cancer: Alienage Elf
Leo: Tevinter
Virgo: Ander
Libra: Free Marcher
Scorpio: Qunari
Sagittarius: Dalish Elf
Capricorn: Orzammar Dwarf
Aquarius: Rivaini
Pisces: Elvhenan
Put your sign and answer in the tags!!
aries: have you ever gotten in a fist fight? If so when was the last time?
taurus: what’s your favorite type of food? (Like Italian, Indian, w/e)
gemini: whos last person you got a text from?
cancer: favorite movie?
leo: whos the last person you said I love you to?
virgo: favorite actor?
libra: favorite animal?
scorpio: who is your favorite band/singer atm?
sagittarius: whos the last person you texted?
capricorn: first favorite band/singer you can remember?
aquarius: favorite comedian?
pisces: favorite videogame?
The “emotional wreck but pretends all is well” squad
Scorpio, GEMINI, Capricorn, Virgo, Cancer, Aquarius
the ‘broke af but still buyin’ squad
Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
Delicious Fish 