common misconceptions of the signs

gothgemini:

ARIES – you aren’t always outwardly angry or violent, most of the time you’re angry with yourself but no one takes notice.

TAURUS – you aren’t always self indulging, more often than not you put the well being of others above your own.

GEMINI – you aren’t fake, you just like pleasing everyone and you often comprise your true emotions to do so.

CANCER – you’re not a helpless baby, you are more than capable of taking care of yourself when necessary.

LEO – you’re not as vain as people make you out to be, you pour your heart into everyone around you.

VIRGO – you are not an indifferent perfectionist, you love to love and deserve to be recognized for this.

LIBRA – you are not a pushover, you are capable of firmly standing up for those in need without hesitation.

SCORPIO – you are not all jealousy and malice, you care deeply for your friends and family and will protect them at all costs.

SAGITTARIUS – you are not always an outgoing optimist, you can be easily lost in thought and taking time for yourself is important.

CAPRICORN – you’re not incapable of feeling genuine emotions, you’re filled to the brim with them, you just don’t know how to express yourself.

AQUARIUS – you’re not heartless or detached, you are willing to love as intensely as possible once the right person comes along.

PISCES – you are not always lost in your thoughts, you are highly receptive to the emotions of those around you, making you extremely compassionate and sympathetic.

The signs as things my friends and I have said

thethunderoussilence:

Aries: “YOU WANNA GO?!?!? I”M LIKE 5′7 AND I CRY A LOT BUT I’LL FIGHT YOU MAN” 

Cancer: “Remember that time we tried to eat lunch at the restaurant and do an adult thing but just ended up asking the waitress how to pay the check and tipped way too much.” 

Libra:”Wanna go vandalize a bathroom with Kurt Vonnegut quotes in sharpie marker?” 

Capricorn: “*jumps out from a corner in the hallway as I’m walking and scares me to death* SO THIS VIDEO GAME…..” 

Taurus: “Yes he’s cute but is he aware of the socioeconomic inequality and institutionalized racism that plague this world?? What is his stance on pancakes??? I MUST KNOW” 

Leo: “I can be a badass and still be feminine. Just watch me as I shape this block of wood into a car using a sanding belt as my pleated skirt blows in the wind” 

Scorpio: “So I think I saw the Firedancer of Questionable Gender from Zombie-Con at Five Guys…”

Aquarius: “I text in the same way I live my life; with a blatant disregard for capitalism.” 

Gemini: “I got like three hours of sleep last night and we have a very important exam today but I’m doing just fine!!! I’m a-okay coolio beans!!!! I promise!!!! 

Virgo: “You meme the world to me” 

Sagittarius: “A beard changes a person… don’t let your friends grow beards.” 

Pisces: *shows friend a picture of Steve Rogers* -adorable squealing noises-