Aries aka intensely independent person who needs somebody
Taurus aka extremely slow person who seems to magically get everything done
Gemini aka the person you think is a idiot but actually a damn genius
Cancer aka the angel who has this perception that they’re a piece of shit
Leo aka the person that just needs the simple things to make them happy
Virgo aka the chill looking person who is absolutely not chill in the inside
Libra aka eternal 7th grader who wants to be a model
Scorpio aka the person you think is a angry demon but actually just irritated
Sagittarius aka the rockstar who wants the whole world
Capricorn aka the ultimate mysterious person you want to have sex with
Aquarius aka the true rebel without a cause
Pisces aka spiritually intelligent person who’s stuck in the stupid physical realm
Tag: gemini
Zodiac and what’s most likely to come after “fuck”
The “it” squad: taurus, sagittarius, capricorn
The “me” squad: pisces, libra, scorpio
The “you” squad: aries, aquarius, leo
The “everything” squad: gemini, cancer, virgo
The Signs and what they are most often doing
Aquarius: Beating up Gemini
Pisces: Beating up Gemini
Aries: Beating up Gemini
Taurus: Beating up Gemini
Gemini: Bleeding and crying violently
Cancer: Beating up Gemini
Leo: Beating up Gemini
Virgo: Beating up Gemini
Libra: Beating up Gemini
Scorpio: Beating up Gemini
Sagittarius: Beating up Gemini
Capricorn: Beating up Gemini
the “i dont want to ask for help even though i desperately need it” squad
aries, taurus, gemini, leo, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius
the “won’t stop commenting during a movie” squad
gemini, cancer, VIRGO, libra, scorpio
#i try not to #but what if I have a fun fact #am I just supposed to NOT share (via finching)
The Chill Squad : Levels
Actually chill: Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Pretends to be chill but actually no: Libra, Gemini, Leo, Cancer
No fucking chill and doesn’t give a fuck about that: Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Aries, Virgo
where to take the signs on a date
aries: concert
taurus: restaurant
gemini: theme park
cancer: hell
leo: movies
virgo: bookstore
libra: museum
scorpio: cafe
sagittarius: hiking
capricorn: theatre
aquarius: observatory
pisces: aquariumoh okay i get it. just cause im a pisces i wanna go to a fuckng…
probably your best friend
Aries: Aquarius
Taurus: Pisces
Gemini: Leo
Cancer: Virgo
Leo: Gemini
Virgo: Cancer
Libra: Sagittarius
Scorpio: Capricorn
Sagittarius: Libra
Capricorn: Scorpio
Aquarius: Aries
Pisces: Taurus
100% true horoscope facts
aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches
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