mikkeneko:

mikkeneko: there should be an Agony Aunt of kirkwall to answer these questions

mikkeneko: it’s probably isabela

eijentu: ‘dear Agony, what do you do when the boy you like very very very much gives you his father’s staff. and you’re super touched? but it has a naked woman on it. a very openly naked woman in it. detailed? sincerely, Concerned’

mikkeneko: ‘dear Concerned, a gift like this is never without a layer of extra meaning. Perhaps your lover is suggesting that you ought to invite a third party into bed? A beautiful, voluptuous woman to fill the void between you? P.S. here’s my number. Agony’