Tag: octopodes

laurlaurrdraws:

blacksirencry:

swaglexander-the-great:

#That’s a#That’s a blue ringed octopus#You’re going to die do you realise that#It is literally one of the most deadly animals in the world#Not just in Australia or just in the ocean in THE WORLD#Put it DOWN#And go to a hospital jfc via platonic-rabbit 

me tryna find out if this fool died

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I thought they just cause paralysis that causes people to drown because they can’t surface in time

They cause paralysis, yes, but they paralyse the diaphragm too so you can’t breathe without help, above or below water. Hence the drowning being most common, but yeah, not always fatal.
However, they can also cause heart failure and blindness, so this is still pretty stupid.
Though they only bite if you pester them enough, they tend to prefer to run away.

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allthingsasexual:

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asexualitydragon:

allthingsasexual:

Asexuals don’t know the plural of octopus pass it on

Octopuses? Octopeese? Octopoxen? This is our one flaw.

Octopississippi?

Octopi? Octopotamus?

Octophiphany? October?

You know? This post started off as a joke but I think I may have discovered every asexuals one flaw

It’s either octopuses or octopodes because of the language root! This asexual knows! 😀