allthingsasexual:

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asexualitydragon:

asexualitydragon:

allthingsasexual:

Asexuals don’t know the plural of octopus pass it on

Octopuses? Octopeese? Octopoxen? This is our one flaw.

Octopississippi?

Octopi? Octopotamus?

Octophiphany? October?

You know? This post started off as a joke but I think I may have discovered every asexuals one flaw

It’s either octopuses or octopodes because of the language root! This asexual knows! 😀