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Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.
Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.
Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.
Every so often the hostess will say “bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!” as people are leaving.
Miracle Max’s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball.
The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you.
They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.
“There are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.”
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I’ll be your server.
Prepare to dine.”
Instead of “large,” you get an item of unusual size.
People on their anniversary get to listen to a recitation of the mawidge speech.
The kitchen door says “Brute Squad.”
You can get a six-piece chicken tender meal called the Six-Fingered Meal
So, halla produce milk (and dairy products) and the Dalish diet includes insects (specifically their larvae).
How does halla milk taste? What’s the cheese like in comparison to cow milk? For some reason I imagine it would either be sour or sweeter. Imagine Mahariel trying cow milk for the first time and gagging on it before looking at their companions in disgust (”you tried to poison me!”). Maybe they’d prefer goat milk? I imagine the cheese would be soft and sweet for some reason.
And then there’s the beetle larvae, and everybody except Morrigan, Shale and the dog are revolted when Mahariel eats them in front of them. Mahariel is baffled and amused at their squeamishness (”It’s just another animal! It’s the same as any other food!”) and Shale points out that everybody else eats birds, which is far more disgusting.
Nathaniel: you killed my father. i hate you. i literally hate you. i came here to kill you but i’d settle for robbing you. looking at your face makes me angry. i would rather be hanged than be near you.
Warden:
Warden:
Warden: we’re best friends now
Nathaniel: NO
Breaking news: aromantic is not, in fact, interested in romance
aka my not so silent ‘fuck you’ to a select few people recently (and since this hurt my hand a bit less than punching them in the face, it was an achievement)
ft. me and a bucket of sparkles to make my lack of fucks given a bit more obvious
Imagine Dorian, deprived of touch throughout his entire life, except for the fleeting, meaningless sexual encounters he can manage in oppressive Tevinter.
As a child, he was taught that affection was weakness, and displays of such feeling are beacons for other houses to target you and bring you down. As an adult, he craves the touch that has been denied him, but fears that showing he needs it will bring about his downfall.
Dorian stands with arms folded close, refusing to acknowledge the way the Inquisitor makes him unravel. With a first kiss, spontaneous and seeking, Dorian tries not to see the promises held within, promises of more and “more”. What they have, what he wants – it isn’t done. And yet they do. The walls around him chip away when the Inquisitor proves himself again and again to be worthy of trust.
The first touches are light, simple. Almost chaste. A fingertip against his palm, a caress on the arm. Why, then, is the Inquisitor’s touch electric, sending shivers and tingles across his skin that make his cheeks flush crimson?
Imagine Dorian, deprived of touch throughout his entire life, and the open affection that gradually becomes his undoing. Undoing the barriers between him and happiness, him and intimacy. Undoing years of hurt and longing, of wanting and worthlessness, replacing it all with the satisfaction of a love worth having.
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Companions when out and about
Skyrim: ughhhhh omf do we have to keep walking, what, why are you turning around wtf is going on whhhhhyyyyy.
Dragon age 2: look at us we can stand in perfect af little triangular formation. We won’t move our fcking asses unless you do, Hawke.
Dragon age Inquisition: HOLY FCK HOLY FCK WE’RE STOPPING HOLY FCK WHER TF D O I STAND OMFG ON TOP OF THIS BARREL?! NO FCK THE BARREL, HOLY FCK OTHER PARTY MEMBER GET AWAY FROM ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHH INQUISITOR HELP MEEEEEEEEEE
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